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Sat, Mar. 18th, 2006 03:05 am

Halo fans: looking to fill the time before the movie comes out? How about a nice comic book anthology?

From Newsarama-
Bungie Studios, part of Microsoft Game Studios, has joined forces with Marvel Comics to release a highly anticipated graphic novel inspired by one of the most popular franchises in the history of the video game industry. The universe of the Xbox phenomenon Halo will be brought to life for the first time in comic form via the Halo Graphic Novel (HGN), a 128 page full-color jacketed hardcover book with an anticipated July 2006 release.


Wed, Feb. 1st, 2006 08:15 pm

Current Mood: STOKED
Current Music: Talking Heads/David Byrne - Our House In The Middle of the Street


Thu, Jan. 26th, 2006 01:24 pm


Thu, Jan. 5th, 2006 02:51 am

Warren Ellis has a new series coming out of Marvel called 'NEXTWAVE'. It will surely be fucking awesome. Here is a preview page from Newsarama, which has the other five preview pages. It is fucking brilliant and you should all go buy it, even if you hate comics.


Thu, Dec. 29th, 2005 01:56 pm

From All Star Batman & Robin The Boy Wonder #3, released today in comic shops nationwide.
Note-this is not photoshopped. This is a scan I found at scans_daily.
Frank MIller is truly writing a NEW kind of Batman book and as over-the-top as it is, you have to give him credit for doing another new take on Batman and Robin.

To refresh your memory- In a previous scene from issue 1 or 2 Miller wrote one of the most astounding lines of dialogue ever. (Link from YTMND)

I withdraw my statement that Miller has lost his touch. On the contrary: the man knows exactly what he's doing, and what he's doing is a blast to read if you can stop being a fanboy for 10 minutes.

Current Mood: amused amused


Fri, Dec. 23rd, 2005 02:00 pm

Fuck. Yeah.


Thu, Dec. 22nd, 2005 03:03 pm

This has been making the rounds on the interweb. It's fucking hilarious.

Body: The following is an e-mail going around NYC, California, Atlanta and now DC.

The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating.

2nd is his HILARIOUS response which was forwarded to his entire address book and is now circulating everywhere? please continue the string of Humiliation.



It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you.

It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can Say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time.

Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.


Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No.. doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,


Current Mood: cheerful cheerful
Current Music: David Bowie - David Bowie - Ground Control to Major Tom


Mon, Dec. 12th, 2005 08:17 pm

Cast (in credits order)
Tobey Maguire .... Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst .... Mary Jane Watson
Thomas Haden Church .... Sandman
James Franco .... Harry Osborn
Topher Grace .... Venom--

Eric Forman is going to EAT YOUR BRAINS.


Wed, Dec. 7th, 2005 05:22 pm

From a review of KONG, opening on the 14th.

Jackson’s modern version of the Spider-Pit sequence is also great and scary, although some of the creatures REALLY look like uncircumcised penises with teeth.


Mon, Dec. 5th, 2005 04:32 pm

Bundles of ass kickery?
Juggernaut, beast, angel, kitty pryde, Dark Phoenix AND a fastball special?
Yep, yep, yep, yep and FUCK YEAH!